'Without Me, It's Just Aweso' T-Shirt for Women

We both know that you are the life of the party -- but does the rest of the party know this? Do they know that last week you drank an entire bottle of Cuervo, walked over to the TV to start humping it, passed out in mid-stride, and crashed your head into the screen and had to go to the hospital after losing almost a pint of blood?

'Missouri Loves Company' T-Shirt for Women

Damn this shirt looks fuckin' good. Doesn't it? Sometimes we take for granted how well our states really are united. Sure, Ohio State and Michigan are football rivals and the New York Yankess are hated by, well, the other 49 states in the Union. But, overall, we get along pretty well as neighbors. And that's why I like this shirt- everybody wins.

'Speaker City' T-Shirt

We definitely don't need a description for this. If you get it, you'll buy it. If you don't, you won't.